Jokes
You know, being a developer or a businessman is no easy feat. We're out here chasing deadlines, debugging problems, sealing deals, and making miracles happen every single day. But sometimes, we just need to hit pause and laugh at the chaos we call life. 🤣
Here’s a little gem for you:
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Scientists have just discovered the fastest thing in the universe. 🚀
Nope, it’s not the speed of light. Not a cheetah. Not even your code when it FINALLY compiles without errors on the first try (which, let’s admit, never happens).
It’s actually…
💨 THE SPEED AT WHICH MY BOSS WALKS IN WHEN I’M DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT WORK.
Coincidence? I think not! 👀
It’s like they have a sixth sense for this stuff. You’re sitting there, five browser tabs open with actual work, but the ONE time you click on a meme or check that "quick" TikTok video... BOOM! They're suddenly at your desk like, "Got a minute?" 😂
For the business folks: It’s like that exact moment you decide to grab a coffee or answer a quick text in the middle of an investor meeting, and boom 💥 the client asks for your opinion. Why is the universe so unfair?
So here’s to all the hardworking devs out there battling mysterious bugs 🐛 and the business folks closing impossible deals 🕴️. Take a breather and laugh a little. You deserve it!
Tag your colleagues who know this feeling all too well and let’s all laugh through the madness together. 🤝😂

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